Iran is planning to nuke us!

After they wipe Israel off the map, according to our Chimp in Chief and his Israeli counterpart, Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert. Okay, maybe so, but my only real thought on reading this news story was "Iraqi weapons of mass destruction... now, why would I or the American public believe you a second time?" Well, I wouldn't without some hard evidence, but I've long held that the American public is generally composed of dumb f*ckers. Afterall, look how many people believe the tabloids and can't tell the difference between the actor and the character they play.