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In Japanese folklore, kitsunes are believed to possess great intelligence, long life, and magical powers. Foremost among these is the ability to shapeshift into human form; a fox is said to learn to do this when it attains a certain age (usually a hundred years, though some tales say fifty). Kitsune usually appear in the shape of a beautiful woman, a young girl, or an old man, but almost never an elderly woman. Supernatural powers commonly attributed to the kitsune include, in addition to shapeshifting, the ability to generate fire or lightning from their tails or to breathe fire (known as kitsune-bi, literally "foxfire"), the power to manifest in dreams, the power to fly, and the ability to create illusions so elaborate as to be almost indistinguishable from reality. Some tales go further still, speaking of kitsune with the ability to bend time and space, to drive people mad, or to take such nonhuman and fantastic shapes as a tree of incredible height or a second moon in the sky. And that's just what I do every day. You should see what I do in my spare time....

Thursday, November 09, 2006

White Trash Divorce...Finally!


I think anyone with half a brain saw this one coming, but news outlets reported yesterday that white-trash-with-money singer Britney Spears is divorcing Kevin Federline, her overly fertile, redneck, back-up dancing, rapper wannabe husband. Rumour has it that the "aspiring" musician will receive half the value of their $7 mil home and 30,000 a month for a year in the settlement. Now, if Mr. Federline was smart, he'd shut up and take this very generous offer of almost 4 mil, but he won't because he's an idiot and for someone like him, four million simply isn't enough to keep him in a comfortable lifestyle. I can guarantee he'd run through the settlement in under 2 years and end up broke and unemployed. Afterall, he did go around bragging that he partied and spent his wife's money. If you have a meal ticket..for the divine's sake, don't brag about it. Thankfully, it seems that someone in Mrs. Redneck's family had the smarts to force them into a prenuptial agreement, otherwise, I suspect that she would have ended with giving up her assets as easily as she gave her various other things with him; her figure, her career (such as it was), and what little natural dignity that she possessed.

Ahh, these are the days of the lives of no-class white trash with money. I wonder if they know just how ridiculous they are?

--Sionnach, an occasionally gossip-mongering fox

posted by Sionnach, the Celtic Kitsune | 8:32 AM

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