Kids having kids and why they should not

"Hello Schmoopy" --Jerry

"Awww hello schmoopy" --Jerry's girlfriend

"How's my little schmoopy today?" --Jerry

"Ugh they are sooooo aggravating with their little schmoopy this and schmoopy that."
Substitute female co-worker and her fiance for Seinfeld and girlfriend and this is basically what I have to put up with everyday. It's only gotten worse since they found out that their preggers. Don't know how much more of cutesy-wootsey verbal lovemaking I can stand...

--Sionnach, the hanging-on-by-a-thread fox