Jailhouse Rock
The warden threw Figgie in the kitty jail.
The litter box was there but he began to wail...
The mad cat was a sittin near the porcelain throne
Way down in the corner protesting that he's all alone.
Give him a tin cup and I'm positive he'd clank it. Behold, Lord Feline incarcerated in the CCU (Cat Containment Unit aka the second bathroom). For his own good, mind you, with a rug, food, water, and cat box, and (usually) a light while the humans mule groceries in and laundry out. Humans' reward? A roll of shredded toilet paper, now rendered useless, cat litter and grooming supplies knocked on the room and sometimes fanged.
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