Den of the Celtic Kitsune

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In Japanese folklore, kitsunes are believed to possess great intelligence, long life, and magical powers. Foremost among these is the ability to shapeshift into human form; a fox is said to learn to do this when it attains a certain age (usually a hundred years, though some tales say fifty). Kitsune usually appear in the shape of a beautiful woman, a young girl, or an old man, but almost never an elderly woman. Supernatural powers commonly attributed to the kitsune include, in addition to shapeshifting, the ability to generate fire or lightning from their tails or to breathe fire (known as kitsune-bi, literally "foxfire"), the power to manifest in dreams, the power to fly, and the ability to create illusions so elaborate as to be almost indistinguishable from reality. Some tales go further still, speaking of kitsune with the ability to bend time and space, to drive people mad, or to take such nonhuman and fantastic shapes as a tree of incredible height or a second moon in the sky. And that's just what I do every day. You should see what I do in my spare time....

Monday, February 12, 2007

Kids having kids and why they should not


"Hello Schmoopy" --Jerry

"Awww hello schmoopy" --Jerry's girlfriend

"How's my little schmoopy today?" --Jerry



"Ugh they are sooooo aggravating with their little schmoopy this and schmoopy that."
Substitute female co-worker and her fiance for Seinfeld and girlfriend and this is basically what I have to put up with everyday. It's only gotten worse since they found out that their preggers. Don't know how much more of cutesy-wootsey verbal lovemaking I can stand...



--Sionnach, the hanging-on-by-a-thread fox

posted by Sionnach, the Celtic Kitsune | 1:46 PM

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